Ten Google Page Rank Haikus

Posted on October 26, 2007 - Filed Under Link Building, Blogging, Google, SEO | 10 Comments

An advertiser paid Venomous Kate to run a haiku contest mentioning Google. Naturally I entered! Then, I wrote more haikus.

Google Bomb Haiku
Dave Airey’s contest
created a Google bomb
then he diffused it.

Google vs. Andy Haiku
Google slapped Andy:
Sponsored posts are a no-no
even if they’re good.

Page Rank Zero Haiku
Google ranks dancing.
My page rank is still zero,
though […]

“The Tampon Blog” MEETS Blogrush Quality Standards?!

Posted on October 22, 2007 - Filed Under Social Networking, Blogging, SEO | 16 Comments

Evidently, John Reese announced he’s purged all the bad blogs from Blogrush: Banned bloggers were sent email that began:
We regret to inform you that your BlogRush Account Is Currently INACTIVE. Your blog(s) did not pass our Quality Review criteria. You will find instructions below for making your account active again. You will […]

Who Doesn’t Love Daegan Spam?
Or “Delete to Avoid a Google Penalty”

Posted on October 17, 2007 - Filed Under Blogging, Google, SEO | 8 Comments

Fantastic! Someone thinks my post is fantastic!! See?
Daegan wrote a fantastic post today on “Dear John Reese: Are Tampon Sample â
Admittedly, the author is a bit muddled about my name, but they dropped me a link. Isn’t that exciting?! …Well….No. I know if I leave the trackback, my blog risks a Google penalty! […]