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Ten Google Page Rank Haikus

An advertiser paid Venomous Kate to run a haiku contest mentioning Google. Naturally I entered! Then, I wrote more haikus.


Google Bomb Haiku
Dave Airey’s contest
created a Google bomb
then he diffused it.


Google vs. Andy Haiku
Google slapped Andy:
Sponsored posts are a no-no
even if they’re good.


Page Rank Zero Haiku
Google ranks dancing.
My page rank is still zero,
though I have back links.


‘Bot food Haiku
Content for people
that’s what Google says it wants.
(Don’t forget sitemaps.)


Zen Master Haiku
Does Page Rank matter?
Zen master, Maki, says no;
meanwhile, others fret.


Google Joke Haiku
Is page rank a joke?
Many bloggers are laughing;
others are sobbing.


Bad neighborhood Haiku
Vlad says don’t link me.
I’m in a bad neighborhood.
your rank could get slashed!


Nofollow Haiku
Blog with abandon!
But never post a paid link
(without nofollow.)


Google Page Rank Haiku
Google rules the net.
I watch my page rank tumble;
My tears fall like rain.


Matt Cutts Haiku
Matt Cutts of Google,
mysteriously silent.
Please, explain it all!

This entry was posted on Friday, October 26th, 2007 at 7:51 am and is filed under Blogging, Google, Link Building, SEO. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

10 Responses to “Ten Google Page Rank Haikus”

  1. Vlad says:
    October 26, 2007 at 8:13 am

    Oh Lucia,

    Are not we suppose to be silent and terrified. :)

    Thanks for the link! Stumbled!

  2. Vlad says:
    October 26, 2007 at 8:16 am

    Lucia,

    I think there is something wrong with the link to Dave’s post.

  3. Lucia says:
    October 26, 2007 at 8:24 am

    Thanks for letting me know I screwed up the link! Thanks for the stumble. This was fun.

    You know, one of my goals is to outlink regularly. But I don’t enjoy writing “Top Ten posts about” post. (Though I like reading them.)

    I like Haiku, so maybe I’ll do some SEO Sunday Haikus as for my outlink series. :)

  4. Caroline Middlebrook says:
    October 26, 2007 at 9:15 am

    Lol very original Lucia, I like it :-) And thanks for the link.

  5. Lucia says:
    October 26, 2007 at 9:17 am

    @Caroline, Thanks! And you’re welcome for the link. You deserve massive linkage.

    I wanted to find a link for every haiku, but I realized that was too hard. Then, two blogs stood out for the one I linked to you! :)

  6. Neil Matthews says:
    October 26, 2007 at 9:37 am

    to trust google with
    all our search effort can be
    S E O folly

  7. lucia says:
    October 26, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    @Neil: Bravo! :_

  8. Lord Matt says:
    October 27, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Loved it submled it then realised there is a URL problem with the ?p=454 being used by bumpzee… even so well done – slap that google into it’s place.

  9. CyberCelt says:
    October 30, 2007 at 10:22 am

    You go, girl. If you want a ban google banner, get it here: http://cooladz.com/ban_google.jpg

    Death to Google. LOL

    Saw you back on the forum. What did you have to do, start over?

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